Graphical Comic

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Not getting the proper urge to write something  , so just to keep my blog alive  there is some graphical comic . Want to get infected by writing bug as early as possible. 




Some days...

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Some days are dull
You feel like half-fed pet dog finding difficult to survive.
Like a season which never arrives.  
Like a virgin failed to mark its presence
Like an old prostitute losing her essence.
Like a blind man losing his shade
Like a burning matchstick about to fade.
Morning looked boring and afternoon you left ignoring
Evening manages to get over and by the night your ass was soaring.  
Because some days…..

Some days are jacked up
You feel like a piston head, Banged again and again
Like a beaten up kid making no complain.
Like an old man asking for respect
Like a teenage girl looking like a defect.
Like a blue frog asking to dissect
Like a ring worm bitten up by insect.
In the morning you feel sad and afternoon was bad
Evening was no better and in the night wanted to be dead.
Because some days….

Some days are fantastic
You feel like first ranker in primary school
Like a young lad looking so cool. 
Like finding an old friend in foreign land
Like a rock star performing with his band.
Like discovering a diamond in the sand
Like a slut getting a new husband.
Morning was bright and afternoon seems to be right
Evening was great and in the night you have conquered the height.
Because some days….

Advertising By Paper Recycling Company

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A great piece of advertising by the Paper recycling Company named " The Paper Exchange" .
They have used a  Fleet  of Trucks  with the Tag line  - " We  Make Things Disappear " .
They try to prove that being in a disappearing business they are being wrongly accused
for things. So they need to defend themselves. (sarcasm at its best) .
They call it "TRUCKVERTISING"

Some great quotes

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  • "Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for--in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it."Ellen DeGeneres 
  • "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle"
    -Irina Dunn
  • " The one thing I could do, and the only thing was box. I had tasted my own blood and I loved it. "- Rubin Hurricane Carter.  

    Chelsea crowned premier league champion.

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    random thoughts

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    Some things are endless.

    Random thoughts .Advertisement on TV .Pundits predicting  future.
    Endless worries .Moving ant, Man’s brain.Daily horoscope .
    Phone from call center, barking dog in your neighbour.Wind, river, words , growing trees.
    Waste, Poverty in India .Mystic sluts, whining whores .Rotating Jupiter, bastards in society.
    Electron  flow. Growing nails .Songs on  MTV. Blinking eye, Pumping heart . Tiger woods sexual drive.
    Adrenalin rush. Parents advice. Tharoor's updates on twitter . Plethora of desires. smokers thirst.  cliche in reports.
    pimps near brothel. hungry police . plastic faces. gibberish girls.
    New flicks. hot chicks.  

    May be this list…  


    my journey : Soul

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    I am in dark
    i cant find my way
    i am stuck in tunnel
    there is no light by my side
    I want to run'
    i am out of my breath
    i cant see light
    its suffocating inside.
    i am drenched in sweat
    my feats are shaking
    i am falling apart.
    i want to live
    i want to fly
    there is pain in my chest
    Am i going to die ?


    I can feel
     the gentle music
    the tender breeze
    its getting stronger
    light is coming inside
    Although its faint
    I am not scared
    i can see now
    i am feeling good
    I am at the end
    my chest is not paining any more
    i feel i am alive


    What?
    i am out of blood
    i am empty
    i am vacant
    i am flying
    Like the crimson light
    Like a faint wish yet to be fulfilled
    Like on the sea shore
    Waiting for the tides to take me away
    like yellow balloon tied with string
    I feel i am soul.

    Feline Love

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    Love exists in many forms.  Motherly love, affection, love at first sight, infatuation, sexual love, passionate love, friendship and many others. There is one form of love known as FELINE LOVE.
    Feline in English means - of or belonging to felidale family which includes lion, tiger, jaguar and cat.  In general belonging to cat family.
    Whenever you’ll try to cuddle cat, she will also try to show her affection towards you. She’ll move closer to you, rub her fur against your body to show her tenderly love. After a while she’ll mew, wag her tail and may even nestle in your arms.
    But as and when you move away, she’ll take the same corner of the room where she was lying earlier, without even giving you the second look. Just quietly in relaxing position with her eyes half open.  She’ll not try to follow you, unlike dogs. That is what is termed as feline love.
    Many of the philosophers and thinker believe that feline love is one of the purest forms of love. It neither seeks answers from the past nor leaves any imprints on the future. It believes in present, you enjoy each and every moment, free from all the worries. No complains, no worries, no boundaries, no commitments, are some of its salient features. The person will never dig your past nor will he try to speculate future. No sorrow, no pain, just believe in moment and cherish each other’s company.
    Sometime Feline love is confused with selfishness. It is same as living life every moment.

    How To Make classic MARTINI !!!

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    Worlds Best Designed NewsPapers

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    SND29 World's Best-Designed Newspaper (slideshow) from The Society for News Design on Vimeo.

    Ant ,Beer & Life

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    Jai-ho by Rahman,Beer, lively atmosphere and IPL final. Sunday evening I carried myself to the pub for the IPL final. Located my self on the table for two, accompanied by a friend of mine.
    Despite all the happening around I managed to spot an ANT on my circular wooden table (I think he was there to support Chennai).  I saw it moving at the speed of 1mm/sec towards my Beer glass. It crossed all the obstacles coming in its way whether it may be ketchup, bottle, lighter or Ice bucket.
    I thought of playing a game with it. Placed knife in front of it and tried to distract it in opposite direction. Again after a while I noticed obnoxious ant heading towards my beer glass with more speed this time (may be 2mm/sec). I think they have a very short memory .It encountered the same obstacles and charging in to meet my sword (knife)   I did the same thing and same result, I succeeded. (OK, I know succeeded is wrong word here) .This happened one more time.
    What one can deduce from this? - Ants are stupid or Humans are stronger (fuck off!!).
    On a serious note, put this analogy to the life. Many a times in life we keep on facing challenges again and again. Sometimes we are through and some times jacked up. What's important is to keep on moving, irrespective of any number of failures, irrespective of direction. If you are moving, the probability is always higher that you‘ll reach your destination sooner or later instead of sitting and crying on spill over.
    Ant was moving all the time and may be sometime later, when I was not noticing ,it may have escaped my inactive knife barrier.
    Also one more important thing to notice is that as ants have small memory which kept on serving it that it was a new path even while it was traversing same old path every time. So Sometime it is helpful to forget your past baggage and keep on charging with more enthusiasm each time. Hopefully you'll succeed (its correct this time, chill!!). 

    Note - Beer tastes good with matches. 
     p.s. - Chennai won the IPL final by defeating Mumbai Indians,(poor Sachin). Also Mr. L.K. Modi delivered emotional speech with swollen ass. This IPL snatched the post of External Affairs Minister from Respected Mr. Shashi Tharoor (I mean the word ‘Respected’)

    "Quote " for the Day

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    Love definitely needs a distance.

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    Brilliant piece of advertising.
    Dealing the sensitive issue with the complete dignity.
    These type of ads shows the class can be maintained irrespective of nature of product.
    Obscenity is not all that is required to sell the product.
    Have a look.


    Unique way of Brand Activation by Heineken

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    One of the best and most appreciated way of brand activation.
    The video is long but worth watching.
    Innovation at its best.
    Enjoy!!

    RED - I am good or bad ?

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    I am in danger,
    I am in anger.
    I am in blood,
    I am in flood.
    I am in sun,
    I am in burn.
    I am in spark,
    I am in dark.
    I am in fire,
    I am in liar.
    I am in sin,
    I am in gin.

    I am in pure,
    I am in cure.
    I am in win,
    I am in virgin.
    I am in love,
    I am in above.
    I am in temple,
    I am in people.
    I am in god,
    I am in Umbilical cord.
    I am in vein,
    I am in brain.

    I sometime wonder,
    I sometime ponder.
    I am good or bad, I sometime think.
    I got no answer got no link.

    I smoke you more when I am in doubt

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    I hold you tightly between my lips.
    I enjoy putting light at your hips.
    I smoke you in, I smoke you out.
    I smoke you more when I am in doubt.

    I thought of betraying you so many time.
    I thought of not committing any other crime.
    I thought of not lighting you another time.
    But I always surrender and came back with a whine.
    I smoke you in, I smoke you out.
    I smoke you more when I am in doubt.

    I filled you with marijuana.
    I filled you with cannabis.
    I even tried to fill you with weed.
    I gave you so much pain but u paid them no heed.
    That is why...
    I smoke you in, I smoke you out.
    I smoke you more when I am in doubt.

    I shared you with my friends,
    I shared you with my mates.
    I even shared you with people who have not developed your taste.
    Despite so much pain you never complain.
    And hence…
    I smoke you in, I smoke you out.
    I smoke you more when I am in doubt.

    I burnt you in smoke
    I burnt you in ashes,
    I threw you in the dustbin and you developed some rashes.
    When the next time I lit you, you pretend to be clever.
    And that is why my dear my love for you last for-ever.
    I smoke you in, I smoke you out.
    I smoke you more when I am in doubt.

    I tried you with the coffee and tea.
    I tried you with cognac on the sea.
    I tried you when I was running for luck and even during the fuck.
    You never shouted when I burnt your asses
    You just keep on burning in the nicotine gasses.
    And it is when my love grew stronger...
    I smoke you in, I smoke you out.
    I smoke you more when I am in doubt.

    I like to fly when you put me on a high.
    I like to lie when you are out of my sigh.
    I sometime wonder is it true,
    You are the one who kills thousands of people every year.
    I think this is not right,
    I think we should not fight.
    I think I am in dilemma I am in doubt
    But … ..
    I smoke you more when I am in doubt.

    Ananya Swaminathan from IIMA .. girl to watch out for!!

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    Chetan Bhagat has done the trick again.I relieved the magic of five point someone. Just finished reading his last one - 2 states. Man.. what a sense of humor this fella has. Rib tickling one liners and first person narration in the book was awesome.
    I felt disappointed after his last one (3 mistakes..) , may be after writing that he committed the fourth mistake.
    But this one is far apart and best after the first one.
    Story is about the marriage of Ananya swaminathan ( south Indian girl) and Krish Malhotra (Punjabi boy).
    "Pretty" tamil brahmin girl from "Chennai" ( a bit fiction and more of oxymoron statement), and Punjabi Boy krish. Both stuck up in IIM-A . They fell in Love,They make love.They want to marry with their parents consent. As usual parents oppose this relationship.
    Boy opt for the job posting at chennai to woo the girls parents. Start's giving tutions to girls brother , helps her father in presentation and mother in singing by organizing the music concert.
    Gets the approval from girls parents .
    Now its time for south Indian girl to be accepted in punjabi family. Girl flies down to Delhi to woo krish's parents. After some harsh treatment gets approval , with a twist in tale made by krish's crazy father.
    Ended up in marrying in Tamil style and later on giving birth to twins after 2 years .
    Seems to be a simple story so what is unexpected and look out for in this book.
    Chetan Baghat's one liner , his desi way of story telling and first person narration.There can be many people on earth who must have started reading novel after five point someone and this one is another brick in the wall.
    Here are some of the one liners from his book.

    --Ananya's introduction in book --
    "I stole a sideways glance -- definitely above average. Actually, well above average. In fact, outlier by IIM-A standards. '
    'Ananya Swaminathan -- best girl in the fresher batch,' seniors had already anointed her on the dorm board. We had only twenty girls in a batch of two hundred. Good-looking ones were rare; girls don't get selected to IIM for their looks. They get in because they can solve mathematical problems faster than 99.9 percent of India's population and crack the CAT. Girls like Ananya, if and when they arrive by freak chance, become instant pin-ups in our testosterone-charged, estrogen-starved campus.) "

    ---Krish giving tution to ananya's brother manju--
    Manju: "Krish Bhai.. Can something bad happen if you watch blue films?'
    Krish: 'If you just watch them?'
    Manju: 'Just watching....and' hesitantly,'and if you do something else afterwards.'.
    Krish: 'Why dont you ask your Appa?'
    Manju: 'Aiyo, what are you saying?".
    Krish: 'You could become blind'-with a serious face.
    Manju: 'Really'?

    --When ananya ask krish to be just friends ---

    "Why wud any guy want to be friends with a girl? It's like agreeing to be near a Chocolate cake & never eat it. It's like sitting in a racing car but not driving it. Only wimps do that."

    --When ananya shifted to krish's room --
    Even though she never said " I love you", Ms Swaminathan moved in with me.I had freaked out about the idea when she arrived at my room one day with a backpack for overnight clothes. I'd have much preferred her place, as I didn't want her to be the only woman in the dorm with twenty testosterone-charged men.

    --When Krish's landlord turned up unexpectedly and Ananya was boozed off--

    'Baby, I'm sleepy', she said, trying to pull me back into bed.
    'My landlord is here', I said. She didn't respond even though i shook her maniacally.
    'Your appa is outside', I said.
    She sprang up on the bed. 'What

    --another one --
    Pretty Girls behave best when you ignore them (Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise,they may not even know you exist).

    --and another one--
    " It is fascinating to see a sardar-ji speak in Tamil.LIKE SUN TV'S MERGER WITH ALPHA TV "

    After the Scene at Rathna Stores T Nagar.
    Krish:'You shoudn't have kissed me there.why did u do it??
    Ananya: Because I couldn't help it,you are irresistible sometimes'.
    Alright Mrs swaminathan if your daughter can't resist me,there is no way you can either.

    And many more to look out for.
    Hopefully worth spending a hundred bucks. Just give it a try and enjoy.

    steps to start pipe smoking .

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    Imagine how it feels , sitting up with couple of friends on terrace at mid-night.Listening the score of legendary Jamaican singer BOB MARLEY's "No Woman , No cry". Black wooden pipe sliding out of your mouth engrossed with English blended tobacco.What more... . Boy oh boy pipe smoking can be fun.

    So lets get started.

    1.The most important thing is the good pipe. The pipe should be of reasonably good quality. Neither too expensive nor too cheap. As with expensive one you never know you gonna continue this passion or not and with cheaper you may not experience the real taste. The best pipe in the initial stage to look for is wooden one. As tobacco after hitting the wood will give you a good nice aroma. As wood amalgamate itself with tobacco easily.

    2.Good quality of tobacco. Many flavors are readily available. Check out for the tobacco that can easily blend with the pipe's wood. English blend can be preferred for the first time.

    3.Packing the tobacco in pipe is one of the tedious task. Cover the bowl of the pipe to the full.Try to fill until it reaches the brim of the bowl. Make sure that stem of the pipe is free from any blockage , as later on you may regret for this. Don't try to cram too much of tobacco as it may result in less supply of air while smoking .

    4. Lighting up pipe is easy , just put a light on the top . Try and take small puff for 10-15 secs. Make sure you don't have to exert too much of pressure while inhaling,this process should be smooth. Wait till flame reaches the bottom of tobacco and your job is done. Keep on refilling the pipe as required .

    enjoy!!.

    15 Things to do before you die - My Bucket list

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    1. Set a foot on each of the seven continents . Hopefully after that you can call your self world traveler . 
    2. Teach someone illiterate to read and write.
    3. Climb an active volcano. 
    4. Why not go back to the basics ? -  follow your food from field to table ,atleast for a single dish. 
    5. Spend 24 hours in Jungle. 
    6. Attend a big sporting event : Olympics , World cup football , U.S open. 
    7. Stand on North pole facing south or vice-versa. 
    8. Bath in Ganges  . 
    9. learn a music instrument to some level of skill.
    10. Write a book on your life without any lies. 
    11. Find a job you love. 
    12. Learn another language . this can be a time consuming part but one of the easiest task in the list.
    13. Fall deeply in love helplessly and unconditionally. 
    14. Kick a ball on the old trafford stadium's turf .
    15. make a hole -in-one. 

    lesson of excellence by harsha bhogle .

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    Just came across this video on net.  Harsha bhogle delivering @ IIM-A .  
    I am not able to find the right words to capture the extent of knowledge delivered in this speech . Only one adjective that comes to my mind is
    " thought provoking " .  (It will certainly enlighten your thought process)
    Check out the video below:

    Harsha Bhogle - Achievers of Excellence - IIM Ahmedabad - Part 1 of 2 from Brijesh Chauhan on Vimeo.



    Harsha Bhogle - Achievers of Excellence - IIM Ahmedabad - Part 2 of 2 from Brijesh Chauhan on Vimeo.



    bikini girl and cement : creativity at all time low.

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    huh!!  sounds weird . How can these two words go together or how can a person establish a link between these two . I was able to solve this puzzle during the IPL season -3 .
    A new campaign launched by one of the renowned cement industry of India (J.K.cement ) . A semi-bare woman  ,fully drenched in water , walks out of the sea wearing a bright red colored swimsuit and suddenly from no where you hear a male voice  " Vishawaas hai ,  isme kuch khas hai , J.K. cement " . Now just think , how can on earth a wet woman can sell a cement like this .
    What is the concept behind this ad , sexuality ( may be ) or just to grab the eyeballs of the viewers any how and then convey your message . Horrible and one of the most irritating ad i have seen recently .
    I also feel bad for poor girl , first you make her wear swimwear then let herself soak in water and when finally she thinks that she has done something significant then you scream  "........ isme kuch khas hai , jk cement ."
    anyway at least this ad has caught attention  because of poor logic .(they need to check there sales figure after the launch of this ad).
    I think a time will come when you ll see bikini girl selling cough syrup or may be zandu chyawanprash .
    Another campaign which is  recently aired is of an undergarment ( i hardly remember the name of the brand  , also i don't want to) . A blind man  (akshay kumar )  saves the bank robbery by wearing a particular type of undergarment. Also while walking out of the bank he remarks  "Button khula " (staring at the girl) . This made me think , whether this company sells the inner wear for both men and women  or only for men.
    Now if they have endorsed  highly paid  Mr. Khiladi cant they be more creative. 
    I am not an ad-guru but I seriously doubt the credentials of these ad makers.
    Lets see what's more in the store in coming season.

    aka "calendar" from Mr.India

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    recently at my friends wedding met with the  calendar from Mr. India . (satish kaushik ) . He was mansi's  (bride) uncle .Seems to be a nice person and was surrounded by crowd all the time .
    One of my friend murmured in his ears wittingly  " Sir ! i am very much fond of your movies although i know right now you are going through  bad phase , best of luck for your future "  (courtesy boozing and more boozing...)
    Mr .kaushik looked perturbed after that comment and replied  " Thanks a lot for being so kind to me, i ll try to work harder from now onwards "     
    he did not entertained us after that . We carried on for more fun .
    later on he invited us to Bombay with aditya ( groom). and commented on us " Naughty boys , enjoy your life ,this is the best time of your life " (hope we can take his words seriously and start enjoying)
    photo is not appropriate again courtesy boozing ... .. . also it was difficult to capture such a large land scape (Mr. kaushik) with 3 mega pixel camera.  His wife also seems to be a good lady.

    sunday coffee and nostalgia

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    Feeling nostalgic  with Sunday  morning coffee . Woke up , was having head ache because of last night boozing (accompanied with ipl and cheerleaders  ) . Decided to make a coffee and then some thoughts are recurring in my head again and again .
    i was thinking about the first match when i scored a goal . Eight years back i used to play for my school football team . This was the 2nd year in a row i made to playing 11 of my school team  for the cluster's (tournament organized by cbse). This year was important in many aspect, was awarded with the No 10 jersey this season ( last year it was owned by my elder brother ) , have to strike balance with my books as i was in 12th . have to appear for IIT and board exams.
    But at that point of time my only aim was to perform well for my team .
    coming to the point , venue St. Xavier school , jaipur. (this time we were playing in the home ground of our arch rival Xavier's  , we have beaten them last year  in final and 2 years back we lost to them in finals ) .
    We were expected to reach finals this year also and had a high esteem in our football fraternity.

    First game of the season , Modern public school , i was playing at midfield . (tough position to play as  one has to toggle between defense and attack ) . 10 mins have passed since the match started  and suddenly from no where the rolling ball was heading towards me and i was at the half line , i heard a scream from somewhere  " Datta shoot at the goal " . I looked around and found it was my coach , hoping and shouting from the side line . for an instance i thought is he insane or what ? ,  there is no point in shooting a ball from a half line to goal ,its better to pass  ahead .   Adding to my dilemma he shouted again for the second time " datta ab kya kal marega , shoot at the goal ".  He has gone wild and now if don't  shoot now  he ll make me wild later on  .  BANG !!!   I thumped  the rolling ball ,goalkeeper was 10 steps ahead of goal line as he was not expecting anyone to shoot from the half line . what can u expect , just think , it landed in goal post flying over the goal keeper's head .  i saw the team in blue and white , started running towards me , jubilation all around . we have scored first goal of the season and that too came from the boots of the person who wore 10 number jersey .  
    Later on we pinned that team 9-0 , 2 more goals from me and 3 from other lead striker.
    good memories to keep , we had wonderful days .
    We could not make to the finals that year , our whole team cried in the ground .
    i was not able to clear IIT's and nor was able to score good in Boards and football was made scapegoat,  in spite of  all that ll i was satisfied as i have given my best atleast in one thing .

    miCAT- good one.....

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    last Sunday appeared for the end of season exam MICAT (mudra institute of communication and advertising ) .  Center was at rohini , mount abu school. reporting time 8:15 in the morning . reached on time and was stunned to see the number of candidates at the test center . more than  500 students were there to write the exam . Later on came to know that there is only one center in Delhi so turn out is large .
    As i was on time ,  test takers seem to be in no hurry .We were made to wait for 30 mins outside school premises . Made use of the time, looked  around for some bombs and some left over shells. I was astonished to see my old friend there. What more can you expect ,  a college  friend whom you discovered after 3 years on the bright Sunday morning and  you are surrounded by some bombs . i was happy and did not knew that it was  my day . looking at the board for the room no.  , what ! , me and my friend were assigned in same room . F**k man ! how this can happen to anyone . ( i think we were destined to meet )
    My friend quipped " are we supposed to give paper now, they have made a big time goof up " .
    Room no 201  , 2nd row first seat and my friend was 4 seat behind me same row.

    test duration 2.5 hours . 3 separate section . All i can say for this paper is  , i salute to mica faculties for designing this type of paper . this is the true management paper and the best competitive exam i have ever written. ( all i am talking about the nature of paper irrespective of my performance ) .
    test included what not : maths , logical reasoning , aptitude , English usage , general knowledge , story writing , essay writing , creativity  and more over psychometric test .
    it tested the every aspect one needs to have to become a good manager , unlike cat and other exam which only focuses on  IIT tag .
    huh ! i was totally bugged down after test .
    2.5 hours sitting in school desk with my leg almost fighting with front wall. and many a times invigilator failing to stumble over my leg . 
    i am very much sure that i have done the charity to mica people this time as they wont be taking me in and there are only 120 seats in all . total number of students appeared across the country is 10,000(approx).  
    one should appear for this test , its a good one and at least you come to  know where you stand in crowd .
    make sure when u r screwed it should be clockwise so that u can remain stick else u ll fall apart .

    Market(@)Value

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    I Was just thinking of writing something and galvanizing my thoughts .

    I came up with this weird title MArket(@)value. (note MA is intentionally kept in caps so as to keep its market value above  @)
    Many a time in life each one of us sometime or other goes with the reality check and then try to personifies himself with term market value.( most of the time labeled  by peers ) 
    earlier this term is used with the commodity (any commodity )  but as the time is changing  and we the human's becoming  paranoid  about  everything around us so  we decided to calculate our market value (treating human being as the commodity) .
    Lets first take real commodity whose market value can actually be determined . For example take a laptop . Now when deciding the commodity price of a laptop there comes two very important factors namely a) real part b ) cosmetic part .
    real part accounts for the configuration , robustness , durability , (and other n number of things which you can think of)
    Cosmetic part accounts for color , looks , x-fctr, sleek, eye -catching factor and brand name . 

    so the laptop having the best market value must have both the qualities embodied in it.

    is this  true for human beings also ? I wonder and am quiet skeptical about it or rather you can say indifferent about this.( you must be thinking if this person is indifferent about this then why the hell is he writing this shit )
    Moving ahead ( as i cannot control my thoughts) in my opinion  humans do have market value but the formula for calculation involves more than 2 facors(real and cosmetic) . we do lay our emphasis on these factors and over and above more to the cosmetic part but on the foundation of real one. The third and most important thing in the empirical formula for calculating the market value of humans is REFRIENECTION , may be you must not have heard of this term before ( i have just cooked  it,Friends+Connections with the spice of REAL) Hope now you have understood the meaning of this . Elaborating further on this variable , REFRIENECTION is having connection with the real friends . Higher  the value of this variable,  more will be your market value . Important to note is that the REAL plays an important part in this  . Real means real ( other words are too mean to define real ). This value is subjective . For most of the lucky people  on earth this value can land between 2-4( this means you can have at the most 2-4 real friends and if you suppose that your number is higher ,then you are in illusion and you need to go for reality check ) . Even for the Hush puppies creator Mr. Gladwell ( One of the greatest socialist of his time in Italy's fashion world)  his value for this variable was 3 i.e. at the time of crisis he was able to get himself connected with only 3 of his real friends.There are many more instances in history whom you can look up to for this . 

    I am in no mood to discourage the number of followers one has on social networking sites but all i can make out that its very difficult to find and to be connected with your real friends during the crest and trough of life .

    i dedicate this term (REFRIENECTION ) to all those who took time to read this post . Hoping some day this word may find its  place in oxford dictionary below refrigeration .

    "dont try to be a tangent to the surrounding be the secant "

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    I have just coined this phrase, for this blogg's description .
    i would like to give a little bit insight about this .
    being a tangential to a surrounding means although one is an intrinsic part of the society but one  still tries to keep himself/herself aloof from it . One may just touches the society at some point (that can be vital or insignificant it is totally subjective ) but does not let others to intervene ,or to be precise the society, into oneself .
    Where as the person exhibiting the characteristic of secant may be knowing the society inside out . deeply involved in others and being the vital part of the society (social animal ).
    Whereas one with the tangential point of view can be of rational ideology (this too is subjective )  and at time (most of the time ) being considered as weed (unwanted ) .
    Society should try and understand that rather this weed (tangential or rational person ) is indeed not required in the society but should not forget that it can change lot of properties of the society . I am not advocating one to be tangential but rather i am trying to be secant to the society (which also changes the properties ) .
    To be an ideal in the society one needs to be a diameter , who is responsible for the condition of the society as a whole.  
    hope i am able to make my point clear .

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